Bobert Five-Ever

misswendybird: This looks like the average snapchat...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:01:33 -0500

This looks like the average snapchat conversation with me and anyone who is brave enough to send me things.

iamtonysexual: thegestianpoet: confusedtree: There are people...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:01:26 -0500

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

jardestiel: thefatpenguin: infinityonsigh: fueledbypeterick: bands always have that one member...

Thu, 09 May 2013 04:00:40 -0500

jardestiel:

thefatpenguin:

infinityonsigh:

fueledbypeterick:

bands always have that one member that’s more emo than the rest

Definitely the guy in the hat

definitely

foxxxxygrandpa: MISS. FOR A DOLLAR. NAME THREE WHITE...

Tue, 07 May 2013 08:01:09 -0500

foxxxxygrandpa:

MISS.

FOR A DOLLAR.

NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck

mono11: Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined...

Tue, 07 May 2013 04:00:59 -0500

mono11:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

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Mon, 06 May 2013 04:00:43 -0500

princesshoff: i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all...

Sun, 05 May 2013 04:00:44 -0500

princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

koxix: where is the fucking warning that says “this is...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:01:31 -0500

koxix:

where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”

time-sponges: You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:00:31 -0500

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

euforya: farorescourage: being an adult fucking relevant

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 08:01:07 -0500

euforya:

farorescourage:

being an adult

fucking relevant

cliterallysame: I want this to be on everyones blog

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:00:29 -0500

cliterallysame:

I want this to be on everyones blog

mayorlemonsnout: This man may have not gotten what he wanted,...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 04:00:45 -0500

mayorlemonsnout:

This man may have not gotten what he wanted, but he definitely got what he needed.

laugh-until-you-drop: thesame5people: foreveralone-lyguy: I swear like 85% of all popular text...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:01:49 -0500

laugh-until-you-drop:

thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

towritelesbiansonherarms: arcaneimages: Somewhere a graphic...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 08:01:21 -0500

towritelesbiansonherarms:

arcaneimages:

Somewhere a graphic artist is giggling.

ahahha

Oh really?

Notice the surprising lack of cat.

wookiemistake: ackles-mjolnir: so as i was going through my...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 04:00:59 -0500

wookiemistake:

ackles-mjolnir:

so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.

meme-meme: When you find yourself in a hard place, just...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:02:34 -0500

meme-meme:

When you find yourself in a hard place, just remember those words.

daftwithoneshoe: In the US, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hamburger french fries eagle howdy...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:01:23 -0500

daftwithoneshoe:

In the US, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hamburger french fries eagle howdy y’all eagle” which roughly translates to “FREEDOM.” Tragically beautiful.

gayzio: In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:01:45 -0500

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

crocs-wbu: OH MY GOD I WROTE THIS ON MY MATH TEST TO MY FRIEND...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 08:01:30 -0500

crocs-wbu:

OH MY GOD I WROTE THIS ON MY MATH TEST TO MY FRIEND AND I HANDED IT IN AND FORGOT TO ERASE IT IM PEEING

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 04:00:51 -0500