This looks like the average snapchat conversation with me and anyone who is brave enough to send me things.
(Source: spaceship-vagina, via lifeofatheaternerd)
There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding
is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee
his
waluweewee
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bands always have that one member that’s more emo than the rest
Definitely the guy in the hat
definitely
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MISS.
FOR A DOLLAR.
NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.
this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck
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Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?
(via searching-for-solidarity)
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i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
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where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
(Source: stantanic, via ariadnes--thread)
